m0rtuus:

once there was an ugly barnacle

he was so ugly  that everyone DIED.

the end

(Source: lllucid)

emmacampbell94:

When you show your favorite song to your friend

emmacampbell94:

When you show your favorite song to your friend

(via barbie-brain)

emmacampbell94:

That awkward moment when you throw a coin on a well and you fall with the coin

emmacampbell94:

That awkward moment when you throw a coin on a well and you fall with the coin

(via barbie-brain)

(Source: love-brittanyxo)

princess-blondie:

Some day my prince will come…
And he’ll be a mix of Hercules and Prince Eric. They both have such lovely singing voices… :)

princess-blondie:

Some day my prince will come…

And he’ll be a mix of Hercules and Prince Eric. They both have such lovely singing voices… :)

(via enchanted-allure)

jfernnn:

unicorns i love them.

(via thisculturesavulture-deactivate)

Would you hold my heart? Even just for a moment. Be oh so careful, its fragile. Caress it as softly as you may. Place it next to yours if you wish, just take it for a moment; I cannot bare its weight. Its heavy, oh so heavy. My strength is but a drop. Hold my heart, darling. It is forever yours.
Krista Kennedy, “Hold My Heart”, I just felt like being poetic today. <3
theclearlydope:

I WISH people would chase me with Spicy Chicken sandwiches from Wendy’s. 

theclearlydope:

I WISH people would chase me with Spicy Chicken sandwiches from Wendy’s. 

The moment you get so angry you spontaneously grow a full mustache&#8230;

The moment you get so angry you spontaneously grow a full mustache…

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